If you were to woo a Whovian, how would you do it? Cos mind you, the usual stuff just isn’t going to cut it. Here is a helping hand, a sonnet that would melt any Whovian’s heart like it was made of wax. Trust me, I am a Whovian.
I shall be by your side, for better or worse, just like the TARDIS,
I shall exterminate your sadness and loneliness like the Daleks,
I shall upgrade your happiness and smile like the Cybermen.
I shall guard you like the ultimate Centurion, which would make Rory proud,
I shall swallow the time vortex if it means that I can be by your side again,
I shall love you even if we end up in parallel universes, never to meet again,
I shall find you, no matter where you go, I will always find you.
I shall stare unblinking at the Weeping Angels so that you may rest your weary eyes,
I shall stand in the way of their touch so that you may remain safe.
I shall be the Impossible Girl, always saving you from yourself,
I shall scatter myself throughout time and space so as to rescue you, every time.
I shall await you at the Bad Wolf Bay, and burn up the sun just to say goodbye,
I shall not wander off, or ask stupid questions, and above all,
I shall trust you.